What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

Wot.

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mentalalchemy:

Hey all,
Here are some of the Platonic Solids, Merkaba, Sacred Geometry, Skull, and Generator sets I have for sale.
None of the prices exceed over $35 total. 
I accept Paypal and Visa!

For the chakra sets, each stone corresponds to each chakra….
to know which stones or the size, etc… simply shoot me a message for the details.

Thank you!
-Alex Fitch / MentalAlchemy

dat generator doe…

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krycha1976:

Idris Elba by Anthony Mandler for GQ Magazine, June 2012

Elba you handsome fuck stop that it’s illegal to look that good.

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conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

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superioritykomplex:

Gastly & Haunt by Juan Arrabel Hernandez

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dialupmodem:

nakedghosts:

perfexion:

savagelucy42:

I decided I needed to make my own advice/spirit animal.

I call him Advice-o-lantern.

THIS IS MY LIFE OMFG

I’m not saying this describes me…but only because I don’t want to incriminate myself.

they said k-mart twice

:D yes. All of my yes.

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shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

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Album Art

mamamidnight:

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love TheLivingTombstone.

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TitleSpooky Scary Skeletons

uncreativeart:

uncreativeart:

uncreativeart:

bara dwarves

bara dwarves in impractical female fantasy armor

image

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mrcheyl:

dre3k:

kayla-kunt:

yuu-ung:

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

They went in

This gave me eternal life.

lol they go in at :38 though

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